Riding the wave of 'Superman Returns',
My Super Ex-Girlfriend looks like a spin-off with no centripetal force. Uma Thurman plays the psycho-super hero licking her wounds and exacting vengence on Luke Wilson for breaking up with her.
In theory this
could have been a cute movie - harmless fun that, with proper release timing, might have made some people some money. However, instead of a lively spoof, this film is bogged down by very grey visuals, dismal acting and no momentum.
There are different types of comedies, some subtle and understated, others more physical even slapstick. This film attempts the latter, therefore relying heavily on the actors' abilities regarding body language, facial expression and chemistry. They do not deliver. Both actors come across flat and one-dimensional. A very drab Wilson could have incorporated more debonaire into his character, and Uma, while slightly better, has diffculty combining neurotic
and cute
and sexy, despite her extensive experience playing each of these roles separately.
It seems that the extra pounds Luke Wilson has put on have encumbered his comic skills as well. While attempting the regular-guy look, his plastered hair affords him the charisma of a toad, uncannily resembling Adam Sandler in 'Little Nicky'. Why would glamorous Uma fall for him? Perhaps
she would not, though never have I seen Uma's glow so wan. The dark hair makes her face absolutely gaunt and haggard. Superman only needed glasses to convince the clueless Lois Lane he was Clark Kent. Then why in this spin-off comedy must Ms. Thurman compromise her super-model visage?
The trailer, of course, shows the best this movie has to offer. Even here the brightest thing about it is the choice of peppy background music.
Verdict - Anything but super, the only way to salvage this film would be if "Super Ex" found herself a "Super Beau", so that we can all move on in our lives.